Tropic Thunder

Here is a plot synopsis of the film, since you haven't seen it and all.... (weird)

The only time I like Tom Cruise is when he is dancing as Les Grossman. Or talking as Les Grossman. Basically, just when he IS Les Grossman.

I definitely want him negotiating for me if I ever get taken hostage.

And clearly he's an amazing dancer.... (please start learning this dance immediately.)

He was actually nominated for a Golden Globe for that scene!!!

Les Grossman isn't the only reason to see this movie, so you should probably just check it out.

Getting To Know You

I'm working on the rap version, but in the meantime...

Click Me

(although, you know that if I had that many kids around me, I'd panic, so here's James Taylor's version)

We Can Do It Your Way. But Don't Get Crazy.

Bon Qui Qui

AMERICAN GIRLS

According to Mark Twain:
"The average American girl possesses the valuable qualities of naturalness, honesty and inoffensive straightforwardness; she is nearly barren of troublesome conventions and artificialities; consequently, her purpose and her ways are unembarrassing."

To that I say, let's get embarrassing.
American Girls